Pretentious Artist Coworking

You’ve been at your computer for hours. You’re tired, bored, and you can’t stop procrastinating. You’re lonely, too. You just want some company, to feel you’re not alone. I’ve got you. Throughout August (except for while I’m traveling, the week of August 17), I’ll be hosting Pretentious Artist Coworking. It’s your opportunity to get some work done, or just hang out, at Jackie’s Place, a virtual dive bar run by Jackie, the surliest bartender in Paris. Jackie (played by me) will ignore your attempts to order drinks because he’s working on his roman-a-clef, or grumpily chatting up a potential patron, or avoiding the gaze of his latest conquest. You’ll sit up at the bar, or in a cozy booth, writing your own novel/finishing that report/emailing your pitch to Oprah/oozing whiskey fumes/scribbling mad love poetry.