This Is Not A Vampire LARP: Seattle

This is a parlor LARP game about humans who believe they’re vampires.

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This is NOT a Vampire LARP is coming to Seattle, WA! Ticket includes the LARP, the afterparty, dinner, and unlimited soft drinks. This is a parlor LARP game about humans who believe they’re vampires. No LARP experience is needed, and there are no numbers to crunch or stats to keep track of- everything is driven by the choices you make as your character in the shared story! You’ll be given a pre-written character after filling out a character preference casting survey. Everything you need to play will be provided at the door. If you’re not sure what to wear, something black will do. You are a human being. You live in a suburban house and have a boring day job. But by night, a new side of you awakens. Or at least that’s what you, members of the Bridgeport Order of Blood (BOOB), tell each other. You are a member of New England’s third-largest Real Vampyre Society. You are navigating this spoooooooky, bloody night-side community of old goths, fighting each other for clout, recognition, and a place on the Vampyric Council. Bob, aka Asmodeus Abyss, The High Magister who leads the Vampyric Council and Court as a whole, has just moved to Florida so he could go to Disney World every day, leading to a power vacuum in the BOOB Court. There also is a long-standing rivalry against Bridgeport Underground Nocturnal Society (BUNS), slowly simmering just below the threshold of an all-out vampire war. Tonight, you dance, drink, feed, and vote on a new Vampyric Council. What will the night bring for these edgy New Englanders? This is a game that blends humor and satire about people you’d find at a goth club with the politics and intrigue of something along the lines of Vampire: the Masquerade. You can play a character who’s more of a blatant joke (such as somebody who believes that a DEVO energy dome hat is a tool of psychic vampyrism), a character that’s written as more of a straight-faced political character within this setting (such as somebody trying to broker a peace treaty between the two rival Vampyre Courts), or a character who’s somewhere in-between. This game is not intended to be super-intense or grim, but despite it’s goofier premise and setting, is still a game with some elements of political intrigue and themes of power in group dynamics. While the premise is satirical, the characters, in-game, are (mostly) (un)dead serious about being vampires, and not being LARPers. This is NOT a VtM game, and uses a mechanics-lite homebrew setting.

Venue

Mr. B’s Mead Center

Start date

December 19th, 2026

End date

December 19th, 2026

Audience Role

This is a parlor LARP game about humans who believe they’re vampires.

Ages: 13 +

Content Advisories

• Themes about vampires and vampirism

Interaction Advisories

• No physical contact with performers

Mobility Advisories

• Event is wheelchair accessible
• No mobility advisories

Tags

Parlor games
Parody

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