London, United Kingdom

No Such Thing

When was the last time you had a conversation with a stranger?

No Such Thing Immersive Event - Main Image

The offer is simple: we buy you lunch in exchange for a short conversation. Starting with a menu of questions, we talk about what’s happening in the world, in our lives and stuff that’s playing on our minds. There’s always a ‘Today’s Special’ from that day’s news. The conversations are one-to-one, lasting half an hour (ish). No Such Thing began in 2012 in a curry café in Manchester City Centre. Since then, Quarantine have had around 500 conversations over 500 lunches with 500 strangers.
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Venue

London, United Kingdom

Start date

February 17th, 2026

End date

March 14th, 2026

Audience Role

We buy you lunch in exchange for a short conversation.

Ages: 18 +

Content Advisories

• No sexual content
• Varies based upon audience participation
• Varies based upon current events

Interaction Advisories

• No physical contact with performers

Mobility Advisories

• Event is wheelchair accessible
• No mobility advisories

Tags

Intimate
conversation
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Battersea Arts Centre

12

Events

3

Years on EI

About Battersea Arts Centre

We are Battersea Arts Centre and we are a home for extraordinary things. Come and see some boundary-pushing theatre, comedy and dance, take part in our world-leading Beatbox Academy and Dance Academy, hire one of our meeting and rehearsal rooms, or join us for a drink in our beautiful café and bar.