Hoof-Prints on History: A Krampus Tale

Hoof-Prints On History: A Krampus Tale For the first time, you humans naughty and nice have a chance to win over with the TRUE arbiter of holiday justice. ForI̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ wise, debonair Krampus has a secret plan to show you I̶ ̶a̶m̶ HE is not so bad - and has, in fact, been judged unjustly. He will orchestrate a GRAND UNSMEARING campaign (sometimes even going door-to-door), bringing takeaway treats and poignant entertainment, including l̶a̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ original song craft and puppetry arts. You’ll be enthralled for over f̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ twenty minutes by the campaign critics are calling “Twas the Night Before Christmas x 100” and “The gravitas, humor, and poetics of Shakespeare’s entire oeuvre all at once!” It’s sure to add a new tale to your family’s holiday tradition, warming your souleschlauf with the inspiration of the season as it’s truly meant to be! Y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶K̶r̶a̶m̶p̶u̶s̶ Anonymous Smart Person (Covid note: Krampus will be hosting this event outdoors. We kindly ask that all guests wear a face mask and will be asked to distance from Krampus.)